I sing what I see. I do not postpone anything.
Here I am, I say to chaos, your slave. It answers: "very good".
For what, I said.
Finally I am free: why tenderness, since drunkenness took possession of me?
I'm ready, the trains are gone, the brakes broken.
I can not help it! Sweet Bacchus, take me with you ...
The brakes are broken! The brake!
I understood! - No, they are really broken!
Did not you recite a poem? Brake!
The king is coming!
Turn off, there are a bunch of people! Straight!
Go away! We have no brakes! Path! Path!
Path! - Long live the king!
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
Take a walk, otherwise we will never arrive!
Here, the screw. Do you want her? - Yes, give it to me, thank you.
And what do I give you now? - Nothing, only 10 minutes.
Alright, I'll leave you alone. - Otherwise we will arrive at midnight.
Do you still want the screw? - No, leave me alone for 5 minutes.
Then I leave you alone. - I agree. Very good.
Is that hot!
Should I throw the screw at you?
No, leave me alone for 10 minutes!
I'm going to wash my hands.
Oh, beautiful child! How are you?
What beautiful things! Did your mother put that there?
No, the young mistress. - Look at you! Is this a market? Beautiful!
What does this cost? How old are you? Where is your mother?
I ask too much. What is your name? - Eleonora.
Very pleasant, Prince Guido. - Prince?
I am a prince. It's all mine.
This is where the principality begins.
This place is called Addis Ababa.
Away with the cows, only camels!
Away with the chickens, only ostriches! - Ostriches and camels?
And hippos. Ciao, I have a date with the princess.
When? - Now.
Good day, princess. - Oh God, I almost died!
Did I hurt you? - No! Do you always leave the house like that?
I wanted to fumigate a wasp nest, but I was stung. - Sting?
They allow. Keep still!
Wasp venom is very dangerous!
You have to suck it out! Takes at least half an hour!
It's over. Thank you. - Yes.
Were you stung otherwise? - no.
What a wonderful place! The pigeons fly,
Women fall from the sky. I remain!
Everything belongs to him! He wants to get camels and ostriches! He is a prince!
I agree! Prince Guido. At your service, princess.
I'm coming! Good, then goodbye.
How can I thank you? - Not necessary.
I'll take some eggs,
to make an omelette for my squire.
Take. It's all yours. - Thank you.
I'll take 2 ... 6, for a nice omelette.
Goodbye, Eleonora.
My worship, princess.
I'm coming, Nuvolari! There is omelet tonight!
Only ostriches and camels here!
Where is the house? - Turn left here! We are nearly there!
And your uncle is sleeping with us? - He lives in the hotel for over 30 years!
He lends the house to us. It's his camp, he stuffs it all in.
There it is! Slowly! That's his horse Robin Hood.
The cales of my uncle!
And that's his house! Let's go.
Let's go! We're running late!
We had a breakdown!
Uncle! Uncle!
But uncle! What is?
Barbarians! - What happened? - Nothing. Barbarians!
Why did not you scream? - Silence is the biggest cry.
Is that your poet friend? - Ferruccio.
I'm also upholsterer. - Very good.
Make yourself comfortable in this camp. Here lies all junk.
This passion is also junk!
Why do you need it all? - Stay as long as you want.
But the waiters profession is not easy.
The bed. Allegedly, Garibaldi slept in it.
Nothing is more important than abundance. Barbarians!
The town hall is in Via Sestani. You can go tomorrow.
The bathroom with the invention of Monsieur Bidet.
The books. With the biography of Petrarch, written by Paolino.
There's the kitchen, that's a velocipede, also called a bicycle.
I have to go to the hotel. There is only one key. Do not lose him.
Good to see you!
Robin Hood, I'm coming!
What an uncle.
Look at that! Ferruccio! I told you!
We are in the city! Here you can do everything! We are free!
You can do whatever you want! Do you want to let off steam? Then scream!
Stop it! We are in the city!
In the village you can do something like that! - What is?
You scream around! You do not do that in the middle of the city!
Maria! The key!
If you took the poems out of your mind,
If your father were happy, and you would earn more than he did.
Very good, Oreste. I say that too! You have to be reasonable.
What a nice hat! Is he me? - Yes.
Is he me? - Yes, but he is mine.
When do I start working? - Immediately, you're late anyway.
Take the chair to the workshop! - The?
That there! And be careful!
Good, I'm going to the town hall. Goodbye. - goodbye, and ...
Behave yourself decently, because times are bad.
Really bad! - They are bad.
But why? You mean ... politically?
Benito! Adolf! Be brave!
What did you say?
No, I said ... how is it?
Then goodbye. - Good.
Watch out! You break off the foot! - Goodbye.
Goodbye!
He did it. He took my hat!
But I'll get it again. Benito! Instantly it sets slaps!
How long do all the formalities for opening a bookshop last?
Years. - Then we better start immediately.
You must complete an application that the department head signs.
You can ... damn!
I forgot yesterday's eggs!
Luckily they are not broken. You write:
Guido Orefice makes an application ... - you can not sign immediately!
There! - What's going on here?
I need your signature to open a bookstore. - What's happening?
He insists! - A signature...
No, my representative will come in an hour.
You just have to sign. - We close at 13 o'clock!
But it's 12:50. - Complain.
Is that unsympathetic.
Here you need a signature.
Now I have to wait for the representative. Then I complain.
Write: Guido Orefice, the undersigned ...
My God! What a punch!
O God! Are you hurt?
I help you! Come!
Do not touch me! I'll do it alone. The bookstore,
you can forget that.
No, the egg ...
I'll kill you!
I'll kill you! - Stop the thief! This is my bike!
Go away! Go away!
Good day, princess.
Who knows. Maybe we meet once standing.
Sorry, but I have to continue. Goodbye, princess.
Chicken. - Easy.
Chicken is served with its back on the plate. "Disassemble it". "Yes."
I hold the blade with the blade and separate the club.
I cut into the flesh, away with the wings, off the skin ...
Spiny lobster. - Simple, uncle.
Lobster ... I cut off the wing under the thigh.
I solve the long ...
The lobster is a crustacean.
Away with the crust of the crustacean.
Walk with the crust and ... away with the feelers.
Do we eat the feelers?
Walk with the feelers! Way with the lobster!
Nothing is left!
The lobster is ruined, but there is still the chicken.
I do not remember the lobster. - You just serve them.
You do not have to do anything.
That's why! I skipped the simple things. - Go on.
Taking the dirty dishes and sets out to clean. Never the other way around!
That would be wrong!
I'm thirsty. "Thats why I'm here." There's the sommelier for that.
Glasses: wine, sparkling wine, liqueur glass, jug,
Goblet ... But only for religious societies.
Good evening, Eminence. Behaviour!
Wait, be very calm. "Waiter?" "Yes."
Back and wait. "Waiter?" "Yes."
I'm not the only waiter here, right?
Unless,
I bow! Very easy! So I go to my knees ...
You bend down. You go down, like that.
About 45 degrees, like the champagne bottle here ...
45 or 55 ...
90 degrees, right angle.
180 degrees. When do you bow 180 degrees?
The sunflower leans towards the sun.
But if you see one that is leaning too much, it is dead.
You serve, but you are not a servant. Serving is the highest of all the arts.
God is the highest ranking server.
God serves man, but he is not her servant.
There was no button here! - Nobody comes, stupid!
I have to bring the car back to my father.
Bring him back in a month. - No, I'll bring him back soon.
Do you know why? - Why?
What is? What time is it? - Did you have any sleep?
Of course I slept.
You ask me what and suddenly you are sleeping? How you do that?
Well, Schopenhauer. - Which Schopenhauer?
He says that one can achieve anything with the will.
I am what I want. At that moment I wanted to sleep
and said to me, "I sleep ..." and fell asleep.
Nice and easy. - Try it!
I sleep, I sleep ...
Keep your hands still!
That's a matter of thought.
And it takes time. We'll talk about it tomorrow. Good night.
Alright. Great thing...
Wake up, wake up ...
What are you doing here? - It works!
What? - Schopenhauer.
I said "wake up" and zack ...
You woke up. Incredible! How is that possible?
You screamed "wake up" in my ear. That's why I woke up.
Do I have to say it quieter? - No not at all!
Ü Not at all ...
It is an intense matter of thought!
What is?
What is? - Nothing. Without speaking ...
Without speaking. I said to turn off the lamp,
because I can not sleep with light. - Get up and turn it off.
Go, go, go.
Alright, already understood.
It works.
What are you running like this? - It's late! - Understand!
Maria, the key!
Every morning he gets thrown down the key.
I'll get him upside down soon! - Look!
Who's there? - The Guicciardini, the publisher!
The! - You as a publisher would be my dream!
This is the opportunity! Get your poems, I'll stop them.
The publisher Guicciardini!
I go! Stop her!
Signora Guicciardini? Good day. - You're welcome?
Guido Orefice. I am new to the city and I want to open a bookstore.
When? - As soon as I have the papers together.
I'm here with my friend Ferruccio Papini.
A young poet, very poetic and contemporary.
Has he already published something? - no.
I only love the roses that have not been picked yet.
Oh, right. Oh well?
You should get to know him. He fetches his manuscripts
and I want to present it to you. And I believe...
You should get to know him,
because he ... there he is!
The key!
You have the door key.
Unbelievable! He still has to arrange the manuscripts!
I'll send it to you. - Thank you. Goodbye.
You will be published! Ferruccio Papini.
Sunset at dawn. Guicciardini publishing house.
And then I sell the book! Look there!
The teacher! - Who? - of which I told you!
I dreamed about her tonight. Come on, let me introduce you.
No! Damn it!
What is? - Do not move, Ferruccio!
The guy in the car! That's the one with the eggs!
If he sees me, he will kill me! What does he do? - He stands there
and talk! - What does he say? - What do I know!
And what does he do? - He greets. Now he goes away.
He has the same car as me. - No matter! - There he is!
Dont move!
Hold still, Ferruccio!
Good day, princess. - O God!
Again you? How do you do that?
The princess who fell from the sky.
He sucked you the stitch on the thigh?
Yes, we always meet as random.
We can also make an appointment. Tonight at 8?
No, that's better. - Come on, you're late for school.
I hope to meet you again by chance. - Goodbye, princess.
She is so beautiful! I like her when I surprise her.
Let's go round the block. Then I see her again. - Are you crazy?
I'll release you, and you do not even do me a favor!
Let's go!
Damn it! We are too late! They are already over!
I said we have to run faster. Come on!
You are crazy! - Come on! - I get a heartbeat!
Is that awful! He would like your mother.
My only draws red hats.
Good day, princess.
These boobies.
I do not believe that. - But.
The darkness. - You are a genius!
The bigger she is, the less you see her. Solution: The darkness.
Beautiful. Did you invent the puzzle? - no.
But you solved it in 5 minutes. I needed 8 days.
The darkness. - You're welcome.
Salmon, salad and a glass of white wine.
Watch out, Guido ...
If you allow me, it's my turn.
My father told me this as a child: "Snow White among the seven dwarfs".
Solve the puzzle with time. She has the solution ready for you.
Seems clever. I want to solve it immediately.
Eat first, otherwise it will be cold. - It is too late.
How so? Salad, salmon, wine! Very easy!
Snow White among the dwarfs ...
Guido? - Yes?
Is the kitchen closed? - No one is there anymore. How so?
A gentleman from the ministry in Rome wants to eat.
The kitchen is too. - Pity. That would have been a nice tip.
The kitchen is on.
You sit down.
Here you go. - Thank you.
Do you really eat nothing? - No no.
Good evening.
I know the kitchen is closed. Maybe there is something cold. No matter.
Everything is excellent here.
Something easy. - So,
we have meat. A heavy steak, lamb, kidneys,
Liver, greasy, or fish.
Fish! - So,
a fat turbot or bacon wrapped in bacon
in Grand Manier breading or a lean salmon ...
Salmon, very friendly. - Side dishes?
There are also side dishes? - Naturally.
Fried mushrooms,
Potatoes with Nancy butter in heavy cream sauce ...
Is not there a light salad? If not, then nothing.
A light salad? Too bad, the fried mushrooms are very good ...
So: a light salad,
lean salmon and white wine. - Perfect. As quickly as possible.
I do my best.
Solve it in time, it keeps you ready. Right?
Right. - Snow White at the seven dwarfs. - Good night.
Good night, genius. Snow White ...
What? Snow White? Is he drunk?
It is a puzzle. In 7 minutes. - in 7 minutes?
That is the solution. Snow White at the 7 dwarfs.
They are small, "minuto", like minute. Snow White in the middle. In 7 minutes.
The doctor...
is a doctor. But riddles have done to him.
He does not sleep well the whole night. - Understand.
Sorry, the school "Francesco Petrarca" ...
Primary school? A friend teaches there.
She is nearby. How so? - Then I can sleep longer tomorrow.
How so? Do you have to go to school tomorrow morning? - Yes.
I am expected at 8.30.
Children, rest please! Some attention.
Immediately the inspector comes from Rome.
Do not embarrass me. Listen to him
and be quiet.
He will say important things about our homeland.
Why is Roberto sitting there? Go back! - Where?
In the last row. Cosimo, go to his place.
Mrs. Rector! The inspector is here! - What? He is too early!
Roberto! Put!
Get up!
Good morning princess.
Good morning, Mr. Inspector. I am the principal.
These are some teachers.
So ... what ... is ... here ...
How long have you been teaching at this school? - For 16 years.
Do you teach according to the didactic program of the Ministry? - Yes.
Have you read the newsletter on hygiene that I have sent?
Naturally.
What are you doing on Sunday?
Yes, there is the feast of the Madonna, Santa Maria. What are you doing?
I go to the theatre.
To see what? - Offenbach.
Yes, that's right. There is Offenbach.
Good, very good, so ...
Many Thanks. Goodbye. I just wanted to ... - We know that.
The inspector is here to talk about the "race manifesto".
Major Italian scientists have written it.
He will show us
that our race is a superior race.
The best of all. Sit down, children.
Please, inspector.
Our race is .... "Übeflegen.
Naturally. Thank you.
Our breed is superior. I agree. I came from Rome,
just now ...
to tell you ... so you know, children,
how much our breed is superior.
I would...
chosen by the racist, Italian scientists,
to show you that our race is superior.
Why, children, was I chosen? I mean...
Do I have to say that?
Is there anything better than me?
Is there one that is more beautiful?
You are silent. In front of you
a copy of the "superior race".
Children.
Some people say, "What's the matter?" ... This ear.
Look at this perfect ear!
The left earpiece
with finally hanging bell!
Mobile cartilage! Flexible!
If you find more beautiful ears, I go immediately!
In France they dream of such ears!
Look here! Look here!
Look, what a superior, original Aryan leg!
A jewel of a leg!
Look at this diffraction! What a racial piston!
Look at this leg!
The flexion of the Aryan leg with circular motion of the Italian foot.
Etruscan shackles under Roman calf!
This resilience! That is why the whole world envies us!
When you grow up, you have such a leg too. No, two!
You will both have both. If one thing breaks down ...
we still have the other one. If both break ...
that's bad luck.
Children, the races exist! And how!
But let's move on. I want to show you something else.
Attention!
Did you say inspector? - Inspector.
From Rome? - From Rome.
The bellybutton!
What a navel! This knot!
Nobody can get it anymore! Not even the racist scientists!
This is an Italian navel! From our breed!
Look here!
These muscles! Zeps, biceps, triceps!
Look, this beauty! Look, this hip ...
Look at these movements!
Gentlemen, I say goodbye now.
Yes, I have to run.
I have to make an Aryan finish ...
Goodbye! The navel!
Princess, see you in Venice!
I only listen in this ear.
Look at me, princess.
Here I am.
Turn around, princess. Turn around.
Guido!
I do not hear anything!
What does he want?
He wants to tell me "7 minutes".
You asked him the riddle? - Yes, now he wants to get rid of the solution.
Do we eat chocolate ice cream? - Yes, but fast.
Why? - Did not I say it? We have to be at the Prefect's at 8.
We are invited to dinner. - by whom? - From the prefect.
My God, do not let it be true! Again to the prefect!
Your mother is coming too. - hit! - Good,
We go out to eat alone and have coffee with the prefect.
I am not coming! - All right, I understand!
I tell him we are not coming. Just the two of us...
Good evening, Rodolfo! - Good evening, Mr. Prefect.
See you at 8 for dinner.
At point 8 we are there. Thank you. - Perfect.
Where is she? Have you seen her? - no.
Here are you? Good evening. - Good evening.
Tomorrow morning, on time. - Yes.
Did you unload the car? - Yes.
That's silk. Do not ruin her. - no.
Remember. A nice piece, right?
Wonderful. - The opera is beautiful!
Listen, have you hung the curtain? - Which? The?
No, that was probably my colleague ...
Now he has my hat again!
Let's go! - But it is raining!
Get the car! - It's not far away!
It's just around the corner. Good,
wait for me here. I'll sound then.
Ferruccio, give me the key!
Not the front door key! The car key!
Are you crazy? - Yes No!
Handle the spinner with the eggs for as long as possible!
Ciao! - But in the car is the ...
Drive slowly!
You could have picked me up with the umbrella! You rude!
What I look like! And if something makes me nervous,
then the food at the prefect.
Now I have a hiccup.
I always get it when I have to do something I do not like.
It takes so little to make me happy.
A nice chocolate ice cream ... or two.
A walk! What happens then happens. But you...
Good day, princess.
Incomprehensible! You have to explain that to me. - No!
You have to! Excuse me.
I hold under a roof, and you fall into my arms.
I fall off the bike in your arms.
I'm doing an inspection at school, and you're standing in front of me.
They even appear to me in a dream!
Look, you pretty much fell in love with me!
I understand you.
Alright, you won.
Are we going to the sea? Do you like it?
Yes, but I am expected at the theater. Drive back.
Alright. Let's go back ... to ... the theater.
Do you have a hiccup now? - Unfortunately.
I always get it when I do something that I do not like.
What do you want to do? - Me?
It does not take much to make me happy. A chocolate ice cream, or two.
A nice walk. What happens then happens.
And what happens? - Sorry, you know,
how the wipers work? - Brakes!
It's broken. - Since when do you drive a car?
For 10 minutes. - I thought shorter.
The hood does not work! - The door is stuck!
Are you waiting! We are locked up!
Let's get out, Princess! You just should not get wet!
Take that! - Thank you.
I'll do it. Attention!
Come on, princess.
Well then, princess. Stop!
There is a puddle! Your feet are getting wet! Are you waiting!
You're welcome. - Where are we?
We have been together once before. - She and I? When?
Do not you remember? The night when it rained.
I made a cushion out of a pillow! A wonderful night!
I took the wheel,
made 2 waltz turns, and when I stood in front of you, you kissed me.
Princess, you can see your butt.
That depends on the people. My dad was one of those.
I did everything for him.
He understood me. He knew how to take me, and I melted away.
He got everything, everything from me. - So,
then you can get your treasures,
open this shell, this shrine, and get everything from you?
It's a lot easier than you think. You only need the key.
Where does he like to be? - Heaven knows.
It clears up.
So you said that key ... with which you ...
gets everything from you, who comes from the sky?
Yes. - All right, I'll try it.
Maybe the Madonna will throw it at me too. Let's try.
Maria! The key!
Is it that?
Do you really need to go home? Let's go eat ice cream!
Not now. - And when?
I do not know. - Let's decide the sky.
Let the Madonna. Let's not disturb her for an ice cream!
No, it is too important.
We can not decide that. I have to ask her. Maria!
Send someone to tell us when to go eat ice cream!
In 7 minutes.
I live here. - I've been here many times.
I was wondering who lives there. My business should go there.
The bookstore? - That's how we see each other every day.
Goodbye.
They were very nice. I need a bath now.
I forgot to say ...
Say it.
I have an overwhelming desire to sleep with you!
But I do not say it. Especially not you.
I would never say it.
What? - I want to sleep with you. And very often!
But I do not say it. Only if I were stupid would I say
that I would sleep with you immediately. Here, all my life.
Run! Otherwise you will get wet!
They are very wet! - Never mind ... the suit ...
The hat yes ... That bothers me.
I would like to have a dry hat. But where can I find that?
What? Oh, that's easy!
Maria! Send someone to bring a hat to my friend!
Good. Good evening Princess. Goodbye.
Waiter, the toilet? - Straight ahead, then left.
Uncle, here are the ostrich eggs! - Careful!
Is this an African dessert? - Yes, the last cry.
An Ethiopian cake made of ostrich egg zabaione.
That's the Empire! She is in the hotel for the party.
What is there? An Ethiopian festival?
An official engagement. A marriage promise.
Get the car! Ernesto! The ostrich feathers! - Hello, Ernesto!
Here, hold it. Stick it to the ostrich's beak. Now the white ...
Waiter? - You're welcome?
They wish? - The director's office.
The first left, in front of the stairs. - Thank you.
What a bow! - This is the Grand Hotel.
If you do not get up,
I swear to your father that I'll never talk to you again.
My whole life!
Everything is spinning in my head.
Dora, my child.
Is your mother supposed to live walled in here? In this house?
If you do not go there today, I can never go out on the street.
I should sleep a little. First everything turned around left,
now everything is turning around to the right. What is that?
Come back in an hour. - In an hour?
Two months of preparations! They cost a fortune!
I count to 3! Do not you get up, I'll get you out by force.
One,
two
and three.
He's very important to me ... - Guido!
Signora Guicciardini! - Good to see her again. How are you?
Good thank you. And you? - And the bookstore?
I'm almost there. - Congratulation.
May I give you a piece of Ethiopian cake later? - Ethiopian?
Yes. It is completely made of ostrich eggs. - From ostrich eggs?
Signora Guicciardini! - General Graziosi, how are you?
Maybe she will publish the poems!
I told you! - Remember,
I invite you today. That everything is clear. - Everything is organized.
Sit down to the invitees. Acts like you're guests.
All in vain! - Whose feast is it?
An engagement. Oh, you know, who marries?
No? - Did not I say it? The spinner with the eggs!
Who does he marry? - I think she will not come.
Everyone is waiting for you!
Guido! I'm looking for you all the time!
Your uncle. - My uncle?
Something happened! - Where?
Outside! The horse! - The horse?
What is it, uncle? What is it? Your horse!
Did they make up? What did you write?
Attention, Jewish horse. - The same barbarians as always.
Really sad. What stupidity. "Jewish horse."
Do not take that seriously. They only did that because ... - No.
They did not do it because ... but "because".
You have to get used to that. You will also experience it.
What should happen to me? At the most, they take me off
paint me yellow and write:
Attention, Jewish waiter.
Come on, uncle. I did not know that your horse is a Jew.
I'll paint it tomorrow. Take it back to the stable.
Look! At the front! - No!
I will surprise you!
I introduce you to Fido Giovanardi. - Whom? - Fido Giovanardi.
Guido!
Doctor Lessing! Where you go?
An urgent telegram. Immediate departure to Berlin.
And the flowers? - They are for you. For your departure.
I'll take one.
I bring that with my wife. From Guido.
I felt very well with you.
You are the most imaginative waiter I have ever met.
Thank you. And you were my smartest guest.
Thank you.
Goodbye.
Ü the way,
if you say my name,
I disappeared. Who am I?
If you say my name, I've disappeared.
Am I gone ...
What did he say?
The silence! Beautiful!
If you say my name, I've disappeared. The silence.
I'm not talking about Berlin. In the province,
Grefeneck. 3rd grade elementary school. Listen to the task.
I remember how impressed I was.
A madman costs the state on the day 4 marks.
A cripple 4,50 marks.
An epileptic 3.50 marks.
On average, that's 4 marks a day in 300,000 cases.
How much would you save if these individuals were eliminated?
Not possible!
That's exactly what I thought. Not possible.
A 7-year-old child can not solve such a math problem!
The bill is complex. The ratio, the percentage ...
You need knowledge in algebra! Something for the upper school!
You just have to multiply. How many cripples? 300,000.
Yes. - 300,000 times 4.
If we kill everyone we save 1.2 million a day. Easy.
Exactly. Good!
But you are grown up.
In Germany solve the 7-year-old children. Another breed!
Good day, princess.
What did you say? - Hello, princess. On the cake.
What are you standing there like rooted? Come on, let's dance.
Thank you, just two words, because you've known it for years.
Dora and I became
House after house born, went to school together, had mutual friends.
We were always together.
Well, only the military service we did not do together.
Now.
Dora is the woman of my life,
and I am the man of her life.
That's why we want to marry this year.
You are all on the 9th of April
invited to the Basilica Santa Maria.
Then we celebrate until dawn. Again here, all together.
With just as much fun.
Kiss! Kiss!
Guido! - Are not you feeling well?
Whom? Me? No, I stumbled.
Did you hear it? - What?
What? - Nothing.
Thank you thank you.
I'll do it!
What happened? - Nothing...
I stumbled. It was nothing.
I'll clean that up, thanks.
What about you? - Nothing.
How are you? - Good.
Who left the chair?
How are you? - Good Good.
I'm sorry. - All right. - Not that.
And the guicciardini? - All right. - Do not leave her alone.
I'll do it, go!
Guido! How are you?
Good. Why does everyone ask me? Do I have something?
No everything is fine.
But ... go to the kitchen. - Good.
In the kitchen.
Is everything crazy today? Where did they just put the kitchen?
Piripi, Piripi, who am I? - Who is this?
I! Are you stupid? - Bruno!
I finally get to know you.
He never introduced us. Was scared, the old crook.
Now you do not have to go to the brothel.
Sorry for the disturbance! Congratulations and good luck!
Old crook!
A cheerful man.
Signorina Dora, my congratulations. Now we can do it more often
to see me for dinner. Rodolfo? - Good evening, prefect.
Compliment. - Thank you.
I'm sorry. I pick up everything immediately.
Excuse me.
Princess, are you here too?
Take me away from here.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a splendid spectacle
from the hotel management:
the Ethiopian cake.
Thank you! Music, maestro!
Congratulation. - Thank you.
Please, princess.
You?
Quick, princess.
But that...
is the spinner with the eggs!
No! Ferruccio!
He has the front door key! He took it!
A piece of wire! I'll get her started!
There! I'm a magician with that. That's what my father taught me.
That's how I made my toys.
One,
two.
And she is up!
Giosuö!
Giosuö! Come on, it's getting too late for mom!
I lost my tank! - Come, we will find it again!
Where did you lose him? - He's on the stairs.
I will get him. Take the bike.
I'll get Giosu's tank.
Take it.
Let's go.
More quickly! - drive, dad! - Slowly!
We are late for school!
There is a horse!
Stop ringing! I'm going to be deaf! - That's not me!
This is Giosuö! - No, dad!
Let me down!
We are there. - I'll see you tonight.
Faster, dad! - Yes.
One, two and three!
We buy what for Mama?
How much is it? - 15 lire.
That's the wrong cake, like your tank. Let's go.
"Entry forbidden
for Jews and dogs." - Come.
Why can not dogs and Jews go there, daddy?
They do not want Jews and dogs because everyone does what they want.
There is a hardware store.
For example, they do not let Spaniards and horses get in.
There, the pharmacist.
I wanted to go in with a Chinese and his kangaroo.
But they do not want Chinese and kangaroos.
What can I say! - But we'll let everyone in at the bookstore.
No. Who do you dislike?
Be crazy. And you? - The Visigoths.
Tomorrow we write: "Entry forbidden to spiders and Visigoths."
I am really the Visigoths.
Everything for half the price!
Guido Orefice? - That's me. They wish?
Come with me to the prefecture. - Again. - He was already there.
Let's go. - What for?
Is he one of you? - Yes. Let's go. - All right.
I come with. - No!
It goes fast. - Lightning fast.
Do you see? Ciao.
Giosuö, be nice to the customers.
I will come back immediately.
I take this. - That costs 5 lire.
But no, here is 10 lire.
Today everything for half price.
Give that to your mom. Tell her, it comes from the grandma.
I do not know my grandma. I never saw her.
Would you like that? - Yes.
Tomorrow you will get to know her. - Tomorrow?
Yes, because tomorrow is your birthday.
And grandma brings you a present.
A new tank? - no.
A surprise.
Give the letter to your mother.
Your change, Grandma.
When are you coming back? - In 1 hour. I'll get vases for my uncle tomorrow.
And what did the grandma say then? - That she comes tomorrow.
It is about time.
JUDIC BUSINESS
You have to take a bath now! - I have only Friday!
That's true. - And you, put on a fresh shirt!
I have only Thursday! - Do not forget the flowers!
I have already picked. I'll get her.
I come with! - No, you are bathing.
Come, the water is getting cold, you stubborn! - I do not want to bathe! I do not want!
Come on! I have to pick up the grandma!
Where should the flowers go? - Put it down, I'll be right there. - Good.
I have just bathed Friday!
Giosuö!
Where is he? - No idea. Somewhere there.
But you clear that up! - Yes sure!
The flowers are beautiful! - Yes. I'll bring it to you.
You want flowers? - Yes. - Coming now! Flowers, come!
Commode, come!
Schopenhauer! The will!
I want the dresser to come!
Near, dresser, close!
This dresser looks pretty dirty.
Good day, princess!
He can already read and write? - Since over a year.
You did well. - Here we are.
I'll help you get out. - No no. I can do it.
Dora, what does that mean?
We are there!
No, that's just a railroad crossing. Come here!
Are you going to tell me where we're going?
Where are we going? You've asked me that a thousand times!
We're going ... to this place ... What's his name?
We drive...
Where to? - Oh come! What day is it today?
Today is your birthday!
You wanted to make a nice trip, right?
It took me months to organize everything!
Do you know where we are going? We drive...
No. Your mother has forbidden me to betray it.
Otherwise she will get angry.
And the funniest thing is: My dad did that for me too!
I have to laugh so!
Do not make me betray it! I want you to see it yourself.
A surprise, so ...
Is that funny!
I'm tired, dad. - Yes, sleep, my little one.
Uncle!
Where are we driving to? Where are you taking us?
What time is it? Oh! It goes on time!
Perfectly organized! You have never ridden a train, right?
No. Is it beautiful? - Beautiful! You will soon see
everything is made of wood inside, no seats ...
No seats? - Are you kidding? Seats on the train?
You realize that you have never been on a train. No, it is said that it is tight ...
What do you think! Do you see the snake?
I just got the last tickets.
Come, otherwise they say
Too late, everything is full! Go home!
Stop! We have reserved! Leave our seats free!
Look at the snake! Come on, Giosuö! There we are!
We have reserved!
Thank you! Let's go!
They wish?
There was an error.
An error?
My husband and son are on the train.
What is your husband's name?
Orefice, Guido.
Orefice, Giosuö and Orefice, Eliseo are also on the train.
This is not a mistake!
I want to go too.
Everything is ready. - Then he should leave.
Come on, go!
Go home, Signora!
I want to join this train.
Let me on the train!
Mummy!
They stopped the train so they can get in.
Uncle!
He is tired.
Well, giosue, how is it? Satisfied?
I did not like the train. - Me neither.
Back we take the bus. Hello! Back we take the bus!
With seats! I told you.
Yes this is good.
I agree. Did you see? Everything organized.
Did you see the snake? People are standing, they are jostling ...
Everyone wants to go in here! - Dad, what's that game?
What kind of game is that? That's the thingda play. The game...
The game ... We all play against each other.
Do you understand? Everything is organized.
The men come here, the women there.
And the soldiers ... they make the schedule.
Oh, that's difficult! This is not so easy!
And if you make a mistake, you have to go home immediately.
It means be careful, Giosue!
But: Whoever wins, gets the first prize!
Are you telling me what price that is?
The first prize, I've already said that!
A tank. - But I already have a tank!
No, a real tank! Brand New!
I do not believe that.
But it's true! I just do not want to tell you.
Where is the uncle going?
To another team. Everything organized!
Ciao, uncle! - Ciao!
A tank!
Well, what did I say?
Something extraordinary!
What a place! Let's go, otherwise we will not get a place!
We have reserved! Two single beds!
Come over! May I? Well, here we are!
Where is it? Ah, there it is!
Here we sleep. We cuddle very close together.
Dad, it's so ugly here, it stinks. I want to mom!
Later Yes?
I'm hungry! - We're eating too!
And besides, they are evil. She screams.
That's because they all want the tank. You have to be tough!
May I go to mom?
After the game.
And when is that?
You have to earn 1000 points.
And whoever has 1,000 points first wins the tank.
I do not think so. Can we get something to eat?
What to eat?
We just ask. Here are all friends! Look, the thing ...
Bartolomeo.
Tell me, did the man come by,
who distributes the jam sandwiches?
Bad luck! There we were a second too late!
But he will come over again? Ah great! He will come again.
What did he say? - He is looking for one who speaks German.
He wants to explain the camp rules.
Do you speak in German? - no.
The game begins. Only who is here, may participate.
You win with 1000 points. The price is a real tank.
The lucky guy!
The ranger is called every day over loudspeakers.
The last one gets a sign on the back, on the "donkey" stands.
We are with the bad guys who are screaming. Those who are afraid lose points.
In three cases you lose points.
First, they lose: Those who cry.
Second, those who want to mother.
Third, those who want to eat something.
That does not exist!
Who is hungry, easily loses points.
I lost 40 points myself,
because I wanted a jam bread.
With apricot jam.
He because of strawberry jam.
Do not ask for lollipops, you will not get one.
We all eat them ourselves!
Yesterday I ate twenty.
I had a stomachache!
After all, it was tasty. But let's leave that.
Excuse me for leaving so fast
but I play hide-and-seek and do not want to be found.
Excuse me ... - Do not ask me, asks Bartolomeo.
He tells you everything, and then he tells it to me.
1,000 points?
I told you! That will be funny!
They are crazy! That weighs at least 100 kilos!
Here it is determined 3,000 degrees hot! Vittorino, I can not anymore.
Already at the very first? - How so? Are there more?
See you tonight, Guido! - I beg your pardon?
Bartolomeo, what's up? Where are they taking you?
To the infirmary, because of my arm.
Mom mia! We're dying here, Vittorino!
I can not anymore. I'll take it off.
What should happen?
They kill you. - What? - They kill you!
Where should he go? - down there.
Damn shit, I can not anymore! I can not do it anymore, Vittorino!
Vittorino!
Here are 10,000 degrees!
Father!
Well, Giosu?
I have...
Look here! Fine, what?
We are registered.
There was this umpire, with whom you log in,
and he said: "You and your son are not allowed to play.
You did not pay the fee. "
I got a big scare. He said we should go home.
I answered, "Go home, Giosue and I are registered,
you funny guy! Give me the number right away! "He gave it to me, great, what?
For safety's sake, I let them write me here.
Here you can see what a beautiful place Papa brought you!
Say, did you play with the kids today?
Yes, but the kids do not know the rules!
You said you do not win a tank and there are no points.
And you fell for that? These are clever foxes!
They just want to win by themselves! That's a joke!
Do not fall for it!
How many points did we get today?
50. Well, 48.
I was deducted 2 points, because ...
because I stumbled when I was rocking.
What the hell. I nearly died laughing today!
Oh, Giosu!
I had so much fun!
I am looking forward to tomorrow. On the swings,
on the flag claw, on the catch games ...
On the many games,
I can not think of anyone anymore. They had a stamina!
At some point I could not anymore. Tell me,
did you eat something? - Yes, but I did not ask for it.
Very good! Then you have earned 12 points!
I'm 48, you 12, that's 60.
So we already have 60 points!
Look, a bread without jam, Giosuö!
Here, eat!
Thank you!
Are 60 points a lot? - Listen, are you kidding?
Of course 60 points are a lot!
Look, who's there!
Bartolomeo! How did it go?
It could not be worse! I only got 20 points.
But we have more.
Do not tell him! We lead!
I said, no children and old people!
Purely! You are not working!
Come on, go down!
Forward! A little fast, you pretty!
That is new. She got it right away.
The one from the top was nice at first. Now she is the worst of them all.
At the very least, it spares the elderly and the children.
She does not send her to work because they are all killed!
In the next few days they call you to shower:
Children, to shower! But the shower is this:
the gas chamber!
How does that work?
Vittorino!
Where did you get all the anvils from?
Papa.PaPa!
Giosue! What are you doing here? You can not stay here!
Go!
Go to the other kids!
But I heard that the children have to take a shower and I do not want to!
Take a shower immediately! - No!
But! - No I'm not going!
Yes, you go!
What are you doing?
We do ... we do ...
the thing ... the tank.
We build the tank. We are still at the chains.
We are in default because we have so much fun.
You can not stay here. Go on, take a shower!
But I do not want to!
Dick head! I tell Mama that! That will cost you 10 points.
Hide yourself over there. When I'm done, we'll go together.
Do not get caught! Is that funny!
Take everything off and hang it up!
After showering you get the things again. Forward!
Remember the number for the clothes!
Women and children shower together.
Did you hurt yourself, Signora?
Thanks, Bartolomeo.
From now on, you always have to stay hidden.
If they find you, we are leaving.
What should I do? - Nothing. Vittorino, help me!
Just stay hidden all day.
Nobody is allowed to see you.
Especially the bad guys, the ones who always scream. Remember!
Hide yourself! This is the most difficult phase, Giosue.
But if that works, the tank belongs to us.
For that we get 120 points per day.
I'll take you with me. Have no fear. You're gone.
Nobody saw you. Nobody knows you. Who? Where?
Do you understand?
I see you!
Sehrguu
Is there someone? Am I disrupting?
Come over!
Quick, come!
Good day, princess!
Last night I dreamed of you!
We were in the cinema.
You had the pink costume that I like so much.
I'm just thinking of you, princess!
Only to you! And now:
Mummy!
Dad drives me around in a wheelbarrow and can not steer!
That is fun!
And we lead! How many points do we already have, Dad?
Laufl Back there are the bad guys screaming!
Where? - There! Come on!
Come on, Giosuö!
Dad, are things dry? - Yes.
They are dry. Here!
Get dressed!
Bartolomeo! Where are Vittorio, Alfonso and all the others?
They did not make it.
If you say my name, I've disappeared.
The silence.
The Grand Hotel.
Guido?
I was worried. What was going on?
They are crazy, Bartolomeo!
Colonel of the visit, yes?
I know that from the Grand Hotel.
And now they are making a meal for the officers and their wives.
He said when I serve this food,
Maybe he will help me. Maybe he'll take us here.
Giosuö!
Bartolomeo, did you see Giosue?
Why not? Giosuö!
Come out!
No.
But! - no.
Why not? Come over!
So. You are very dirty!
Where have you been?
I had to finish the game of cards.
They make buttons and soap out of us.
What are you talking about? - We are all burned in the oven.
Who said that? - A man.
He cried and said they make buttons and soap out of us.
But you've got yourself put in there again!
I thought you were smart, nimble
and smart! Buttons and soap
out of people? That would be the height!
You believed that?
Imagine, I wash my hands with Bartolomeo.
I'll get involved! Then I turn to Francesco.
Oh, that's it!
Giorgio fell down on me! And this
should be a human? Listen!
He tricked you! Buttons and soap! And what else did he say?
That they burn us in the oven.
They burn us in the oven.
They burn us!
You fell for it? But you also believe everything!
I have heard of wood fire already, but of human fire? Never!
Does one say:
I do not have wood anymore! Then the other: "Take the lawyer!"
He does not burn properly, the lawyer is still very green! The only smokes!
So Giosuö!
Buttons and soap ... Burn us ...
Let's talk about serious things.
I have sackhats tomorrow with the bad guys and ...
It's enough, dad. I want to go home.
Now? - Immediately.
But it is raining! You get 40 degrees fever!
I do not care. Let's go!
Well, if you want, let's go.
I'll just get our stuff.
Agreed? - Can we go?
For sure! Or do you think they hold us by force?
That would be the height! That would be even nicer!
So go.
Let's pack our bags and go. Pity!
We are in the lead. But who gets out, retires.
The tank wins another child.
There are no other children! Just me!
No children? But there are quite a few! All over!
And where? - They are hiding! You must not let yourself be seen!
This is a serious game! - I do not understand the game,
but how many points do we have?
687. I've told you that a thousand times.
So, come on.
We lead, but if you want to leave ... - We lead?
Yes sure. I told you! But who gets out ...
I saw the ranking yesterday. We lead.
Ciao, Bartolomeo! We go. We do not feel like it anymore.
Oh, listen! Did you see the tank? He's done.
Clean the spark plugs again before you go Iosfährst!
And pull the choke,
otherwise the cannon gets stuck in the chains.
Have you seen how beautiful the cannon has become?
And do not drive with the handbrake on! So, we both go.
Giosuö wants to get out.
Instead of driving home with the tank, we just take the bus.
Ciao! Giosuö and I are leaving. We do not feel like it anymore. Take care!
Come on, Giosuö, or we'll miss the bus!
Goodbye to you all!
Giosuö, come!
Come over!
But it is raining! I get 40 degrees fever!
It's me!
I have something important to tell you. Hurry up!
Since this morning the guy escapes me!
Is there really still a child? - One? 2000! They are like the mice,
hide everywhere. They want the tank, the bastards!
Stop, wait!
I think I saw him. He has to be here somewhere.
See if he's hiding in there!
I'm waiting here and take care. Go!
Dad, here he is!
Is he blond? - Yes.
Then it is him. His name is "tail".
He's been in there for three weeks. He was second. We turned it off!
Sooner or later, I will find the others too!
How many are there? - Many!
They are all hiding.
Dad, look! - There's a hiding place!
Seen, seen, excreted. Let's go.
Shit, she saw us! - Are we eliminated now?
No. She's coming to get you. Now the game of the mute begins.
Do you understand? From now on you are not allowed to speak anymore. Swear it!
Swear it! - I swear.
They talk strangely. You do not understand anything.
Just stay silent, then we'll get the price.
Here are only the best of the leaderboard. That's the game of the mute, right?
Always stay silent!
What are you doing with the child? - I rest! You can never speak!
Clear?
I swear.
I have to talk to you. It is very important.
Where? When? - I give you a sign. Later.
Thank you!
Thank you. - Thanks again!
Thank you. - Thank you!
Thank you. - I agree. Thank you thank you thank you.
I told you not to talk to the children!
Doctor! My wife is here too.
Slowly, Giosuö! Eat slowly, otherwise you will get a stomachache.
We are ahead! Maybe we can go sooner!
Maybe the game is over sooner!
Make no mistake, so close to the finish!
Slowly!
So, Guido, take care:
Fat, fat, ugly, ugly, and wholly yellow.
Are you asking me where I am,
I answer you: quack, quack, quack.
When I go, I do: Pop, pop.
Who am I? Tell me!
A duckling, right?
A duckling chick?
But that's not it!
I got that from a friendly veterinarian from Vienna.
And I can send him my puzzle first,
if I have solved his!
I already thought of a platypus.
But that does not make "quack, quack quack"! The platypus makes "fft, fft, fft"!
That's how the platypus works!
I translated it into Italian for you tonight.
So? Do you know the answer?
Everything points to the ducklings!
Help me, Guido!
For heaven's sake, help me!
I can not sleep anymore!
Giosuö! Come here!
I am tired! - Yes. Come on, let's go now.
Where are we?
Maybe I'm lost.
That's good, Giosuö, sleep and dream something beautiful.
Maybe everything is just a dream.
We dream, Giosuö. Mum awakes us tomorrow morning
with two large cups of coffee and milk and biscuits.
First we eat, and then I love her two or three times ...
if I can.
Excuse me. Bartolomeo!
The two officers are called out for the twentieth time. They left!
Did you still understand something in German? - Do you have to understand German?
The war is over, everyone is cutting.
Where are the vices going?
That's the most important thing: not on the vices!
They leave fully and come back empty. Got it, where are you going?
And the women? We should scatter outside the barracks,
otherwise they will kill us like rats. Nothing like it!
For hours you can hear MGs and dogs barking.
They make a clean sweep. - Bartolomeo, I'm leaving!
See you in Viareggio. We open a shop for anvils! Ciao!
Giosue, look! Do you see how angry they are?
Really black with anger! Did you see?
They are looking for you! That's all because of you!
You are the last one you have to find.
Do you see? Even under the pavement they are looking!
Tomorrow morning the game is over and there is the prize.
If they do not find you by then, we'll get 60 points.
And how many do we already have? - 940 points.
Plus 60 are? - a thousand. - Winner! Won!
How they are looking for you! How angry they are! Do not make a mistake!
Go in there, fast as a rocket! - But there is a tail!
Who?
Tail! The blond boy, dad!
Oh yes ... no! You found him yesterday. He left.
That's the safest place. No one is watching anymore.
Come on, fast as a rocket. one, two, three, go!
Yes, in there. Take the blanket so you do not get cold!
Here. I'll be back soon, Giosuö. Ciao!
I turn it off.
I think he's over there!
Dad, you scared me!
Giosue, give me the blanket. Are you cold?
No. - Then give me the sweater too.
I throw him on a tree. So I turn it off.
How they are looking for you! AIIe yelling, "Where's Giosue?"
They curse and are black with anger,
but nobody finds you. Well, ciao, I'll be back later.
Listen, Giosuö, even if I need a very long time:
You're not moving, right?
You stay here and get out first,
when it is completely quiet and you do not see any more. For safety.
Repeat that! - I'll come out only when no one is there anymore.
Very good, stubborn!
Disappears!
Go away, dog, go away!
Walk, dog!
Path!
Go away, dog, go away!
Great, Ferruccio! It works!
Dora! Dora!
Is there a Dora with you?
Dora, are you there? It's me, Guido!
Is nobody here anymore?
Is there no Dora here?
Is there a Dora here? An Italian woman? She is my wife!
Here is a Dora. Dora!
It's me!
Who?
She is not! Do you still have a Dora?
When you get out of the camp,
jumps from vice! Jumps!
It's true!
Hello Little One!
Are you all alone? What is your name?
You do not understand me, right?
We take you with us. Come up! Come on!
Mummy!
Hold on!
We won! - Yes, we won!
1,000 points! I'm laughing!
We are winners! We're going home with the tank!
We won!